When they wake up they’re all like..
When I wake up I have no energy..
At school they’re all..
At school I’m like..
When they get mad at someone they’re like …
When I get mad at someone…
When they tell their parents off the parents are like..
When I tell my parents off they’re like..
I can’t.
this cracked me up. so true.
(Source: g-mazing)
Moral of the story? Women matter less to the US government than a few downloaded copies of a Glee episode.
You’ve got to be shitting me. What is this crap.
Awesome.
Are you fucking kidding me? In other words my life is worth less than a $12.99 album? That’s probably full of shitty music performed by nontalented fucktards?
Ain’t that some shit?
andillbehereinthemorning asked: :[
Sorry babe. Haven’t been on, just saw your message. My phone’s been acting up. You free manana??
am i the only person that loves the movie Legend?
my neighbor came by earlier.
she wanted to invite us to church. I bit back my laughter, said thank you and told her we would see what we could do.
she’s so sweet, and so not the pushy religious type that i couldn’t find it in my heart to tell her what i really wanted to say:
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND?
i didn’t want to offend her. nor did i want to start a philosophical debate at my front door while i was cooking dinner. but now i don’t know want to avoid her as to not flat out lie about why we haven’t attended her church.
i could tell her flat out: i’m an atheist.
i just don’t want her to start in about how her church is different. they all say that, but they all preach the same thing. something i don’t believe in. man. i should’ve just told her no. the last time i got into a philosophical debate regarding theology with someone, the outcome wasn’t pretty.
i dont know what to do for my birthday.
i wasnt really planning anything. but now one of my best friends is coming down from new york, which means…we gotta do it up. :]
suggestions?
SOPA Emergency IP list:
So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to
ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites
in the event of a DNS takedown
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34
wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201
# News
bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131
aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252
# Social media
reddit.com 72.247.244.88
imgur.com 173.231.140.219
google.com 74.125.157.99
youtube.com 74.125.65.91
yahoo.com 98.137.149.56
hotmail.com 65.55.72.135
bing.com 65.55.175.254
digg.com 64.191.203.30
theonion.com 97.107.137.164
hush.com 65.39.178.43
gamespot.com 216.239.113.172
ign.com 69.10.25.46
cracked.com 98.124.248.77
sidereel.com 144.198.29.112
github.com 207.97.227.239
# Torrent sites
thepiratebay.org 194.71.107.15
mininova.com 80.94.76.5
btjunkie.com 93.158.65.211
demonoid.com 62.149.24.66
demonoid.me 62.149.24.67
# Social networking
facebook.com 69.171.224.11
twitter.com 199.59.149.230
tumblr.com 174.121.194.34
livejournal.com 209.200.154.225
dreamwidth.org 69.174.244.50
# Live Streaming Content
stickam.com 67.201.54.151
blogtv.com 84.22.170.149
justin.tv 199.9.249.21
chatroulette.com 184.173.141.231
omegle.com 97.107.132.144
own3d.tv 208.94.146.80
megavideo.com 174.140.154.32
# Television
gorillavid.com 178.17.165.74
videoweed.com 91.220.176.248
novamov.com 91.220.176.248
tvlinks.com 208.223.219.206
1channel.com 208.87.33.151
# Shopping
amazon.com 72.21.211.176
newegg.com 216.52.208.187
frys.com 209.31.22.39
# File Sharing
mediafire.com 205.196.120.13
megaupload.com 174.140.154.20
fileshare.com 208.87.33.151
multiupload.com 95.211.149.7
uploading.com 195.191.207.40
warez-bb.org 31.7.57.13
hotfile.com 199.7.177.218
gamespy.com 69.10.25.46
what.cd 67.21.232.223
warez.ag 178.162.238.136
putlocker.com 89.238.130.247
uploaded.to 95.211.143.200
dropbox.com 199.47.217.179
pastebin.com 69.65.13.216
Here’s a tip for the do-it-yourself crowd:
Go to your computer’s Start menu, and either go to
“run” or just search for “cmd.”
Open it up, and type in “ping [website address],”
Once you have the IP for a website, all you really
need to do is enter it like you would
a normal URL nd hit enter/press go. Typing in
“208.85.240.231”
should bring you to the front page of AO3,
for example, just as typing “174.121.194.34/dashboard”
should bring you straight to your Tumblr dashboard.
Since we’re obviously bracing for the worst case scenario
which would involve you not being
able to access the internet regularly, you should,
save this list.Dear Tumblr-ers, -ites, ettes, and whatever other things you may prefer,
Please reblog the crap out of this. Add to it if you feel there is stuff necessary but missing.
P.S. Thank you to the lovely who wrote this up.
fo’ real.
man…
i dont wanna go to work. LOL.
but alas, i must go do something with this hair.
cause sadly, i gotta go out in public.
it’s such a nice to day to bum it in, too.
to all the lovely ladies that asked where i found this ring:
I FINALLY FOUND THE WEBSITE!!!
http://www.uniondiamond.com/control/showJewelryDetails?productId=JEN10132PD&jewShapeVal=&rbStep=
:]
Just had an awesome 2 hour video chat with Nina otherwise known as:
http://this-is-sublime.tumblr.com/
She’s a doll. And a cutie. It was good times. She’s pretty awesome. I love making new friends.
:]
now watching message in a bottle.
i really shouldn’t. i’m gonna end up sobbing. im such a girl.
but it such a good love story…ugh. LOL
why do i watch 500 days of summer?
i love zooey deschanel and joseph gordon levitt.
but this movie breaks me heart. EVERY TIME.
we girls are suckers for sappy love movies. LOL.
